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25
Feb 10

Editorial cartoon: Abortion protests

When does free speech become hate speech?

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25
Feb 10

Editorial cartoon: Cutting Toyota down to size

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24
Feb 10

Editorial cartoon: Abortions and bubbles

Some days you’re the dragon and some days you’re kindling.

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24
Feb 10

Editorial cartoon: New credit card rules

It’ll take your breath away.

 

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17
Feb 10

Editorial cartoon: bye bayh?

Are the rats starting to abandon a sinking ship?

 

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7
Jan 10

Editorial cartoon: Video Gambling — a band aid.

More gambling = everybody wins and everybody loses.

 

 

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22
Dec 09

Editorial cartoon: A pregnant pause at Iwo Jima

The iconic photo of the flag raising at Iwo Jima might look a little different if half of the platoon was on sick call waiting to see the OB/GYN.

 

I was under the impression that enlisting in the military pretty much made you the 24/7 property of Uncle Sam. Plus, I think, probably, that being pregnant would have a negative impact on one’s ability to be an effective warrior. Of course, the National Organization of Women thinks this is a slight to tell women not to get pregnant while deployed — Just one more way that blind adherence to dogma leads to blatant stupidity. 

 

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22
Dec 09

Editorial cartoon: one hell of a year this was.

There’s only one way that 2010 can be worse than 2009 would be if the large hadron collider opens a tear in space/time that causes us all to relive 2009 with a few notable exceptions: instead of President Obama, we’ll have a diabolical genetic combination of  zombie Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush and Miley Cyrus as Commander in chief; Dogs will speak perfect German; Lavonne Sheffield cuts off her right arm rather than step foot in the city of Rockford; The Bears win and; Manatees, having become fed up with humans running over them in motorboats, decide that this no longer a ‘good’ vacation spot and all return to their home planet (where health care for all is guaranteed).

That, or M. Night Shyamalan[adingdong] will make The Happening 2.

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17
Dec 09

Editorial cartoon: Reducing our carbon footprint

Would you believe that there are leading climate advocates (some of whom speak for the United Nations) who say that the best way to stop climate change is to simply reduce the population – quickly.

 

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12
Dec 09

Editorial Cartoon: School violence

Bullet proof vests and automatic handguns — recess ain’t what it used to be.

Extra bonus points for anyone who knows what’s wrong with the Auburn logo.

If you’re a fan of economics or statistics, I recommend the books Freakonomics and SuperFreakonomics. They look at some interesting realities in the world around us and come to some intriguing conclusions. Anyway, they make a somewhat startling realization that there have been fewer military deaths in these years of war [against terror] than in typical peace-time years. I’m concerned that we have a generation of high school kids that might actually be safer in a war zone than in a school zone. Perhaps body armor should be on the official uniform list.

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