Ain’t nothin’ like having to apply for your own job.
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Dec 09
Editorial cartoon: A pregnant pause at Iwo Jima
The iconic photo of the flag raising at Iwo Jima might look a little different if half of the platoon was on sick call waiting to see the OB/GYN.
I was under the impression that enlisting in the military pretty much made you the 24/7 property of Uncle Sam. Plus, I think, probably, that being pregnant would have a negative impact on one’s ability to be an effective warrior. Of course, the National Organization of Women thinks this is a slight to tell women not to get pregnant while deployed — Just one more way that blind adherence to dogma leads to blatant stupidity.
22
Dec 09
Editorial cartoon: one hell of a year this was.
There’s only one way that 2010 can be worse than 2009 would be if the large hadron collider opens a tear in space/time that causes us all to relive 2009 with a few notable exceptions: instead of President Obama, we’ll have a diabolical genetic combination of zombie Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush and Miley Cyrus as Commander in chief; Dogs will speak perfect German; Lavonne Sheffield cuts off her right arm rather than step foot in the city of Rockford; The Bears win and; Manatees, having become fed up with humans running over them in motorboats, decide that this no longer a ‘good’ vacation spot and all return to their home planet (where health care for all is guaranteed).
That, or M. Night Shyamalan[adingdong] will make The Happening 2.
